“So let’s bid a not at all fond farewell to the Big Zero — the decade in which we achieved nothing and learned nothing.”

“Let nothing perturb you, nothing frighten you. All things pass. God does not change. Patience achieves everything.”

“What else is life but always bidding farewell?”

“The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.”

“If you write a line of zeroes, it´s still nothing.”

“We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.”

“There is nothing that war has ever achieved that we could not better achieve without it.”

“The Big Baboon is found upon
The plains of Cariboo:
He goes about with nothing on
(A shocking thing to do).
But if he dressed respectably
And let his whiskers grow,
How like this Big Baboon would be
To Mister So-and-so!”

“Let anyone who believe in the Big Bang Theory be given zero dollar to start their own business.”

“But, reader, there is no comfort in the word "farewell," even if you say it in French. "Farewell" is a word that, in any language, is full of sorrow. It is a word that promises absolutely nothing.”