“I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy, Hector, so you won't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya”

—  Eminem

The quote "I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy, Hector, so you won't get pregnant if I bisexually …" is famous quote attributed to Eminem (1972), American rapper and actor.

"Medicine Ball".
2000s, Relapse (2009)

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American rapper and actor 1972

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