“I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.”

“Max-Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.”

“who says dog means dog?”

“I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?”

“Be prepared. A dog is adorable and noble.
A dog is a true and loving friend. A dog
is also a hedonist.”

“Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.”

“And I love walking someone else’s dog. I don’t have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody else’s dog. I just came back from the shelter today and they let me walk three dogs at lunchtime. It was great.”

“Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.”

“The dog had no name. For a dog to have a name someone must have him and someone must love him, and a dog must have someone. The dog had no one, and no one had the dog. The dog had only the silent empty countryside of the few houses. The dog had only the crumbs and cleaned bones he could pick up at the few houses. The dog had only himself, so the dog had nothing, and he was afraid.”

“The class Dog is functionally cohesive if its semantics embrace the behavior of a dog, the whole dog, and nothing but the dog.”