“(after coughing) …and then you cough and die.”

“We all laugh and cough with the same language and will die with the same language as well!”

“I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes].”

“Oh, don't cough, Ernest. When one is dictating one should speak fluently and not cough. Besides, I don't know how to spell a cough.”

“I know two kinds of audience only – one coughing, and one not coughing.”

“It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak and then decide not to say it after all.”

“I was in the airport and there were these big snowboarder guys and they had white masks around their necks, and as soon as they saw me, they put their masks on. So I just went, "*cough, cough, cough* You wanna egg rorr?"”

“He laughed, tried to make it into a cough, inhaled at exactly the wrong moment, and then really did cough.”

“As it has been said:
Love and a cough
cannot be concealed.
Even a small cough.
Even a small love.”

“(after coughing) I have… something. It'll clear up. Might take me with it, but we'll see.”