“A friend cannot be considered a friend unless he is tested on three occasions: in time of need, behind your back and after your death.”

““I think you look on death as your friend,” she murmured. “That is a strange friend for a young man to have.”
“The only faithful friend in this world,” he said. “Death is always sure to be at your side.””

“In the world you have three sorts of friends: your friends who love you, your friends who do not care about you and your friends who hate you.”

“Sail on Silver Girl,
Sail on by
Your time has come to shine
All your dreams are on their way
See how they shine
If you need a friend
I'm sailing right behind…”

“For me, success is being able to give back to your friends, your family, your community, those in need and the world entire.”

“Your friend is your needs answered.”

“You cannot friend a hawk, they said, unless you are a hawk yourself, alone and only a sojourner in the land, without friends or the need of them.”

“[T]he time your friends need you is when they’re wrong, Jean Louise. They don’t need you when they’re right”

“The man that hails you Tom or Jack,
And proves, by thumping on your back,
His sense of your great merit,
Is such a friend that one had need
Be very much his friend indeed
To pardon or to bear it.”

“Piper!” Frank yelled. “Counter those empousai! We need some chaos.”

“Thought you’d never ask.” She started catcalling at the female demons: “Your makeup is smeared! Your friend called you ugly! That one is making a face behind your back!”