“I never said my wishes were supposed to do anyone any good," said the genie. "In fact, I swore that they would always do as much harm as possible.”

— Diana Wynne Jones

Source: Castle Series, Castle in the Air (1990), pp. 102-103.

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English children's fantasy writer 1934–2011

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