“I love you more than bears love honey,
I love you more than Jews love money,
I love you more than Asians are good at math.
I love you even if it's not hip,
I love you more than black guys don't tip,
I love you like Puerto Ricans need baths.”
Satirical song
Jesus Is Magic (2005)
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American comedian and actress 1970Related quotes
“I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad!”
The Osbournes television show.
“I love you Clary. More then I ever-- God. More than i probably should. You know that, don't you?”
Source: City of Fallen Angels
“I love you, Elizabeth… and more than that, I like you. I enjoy spending time with you.”
Source: The Lucky One
“I love you more than there are fishes in the sea and higher than the moon”
Variant: I love you more than there are stars in the sky and fish in the sea.
Source: At First Sight
The First Revelation, Chapter 9
Context: Because of the Shewing I am not good but if I love God the better: and in as much as ye love God the better, it is more to you than to me. I say not this to them that be wise, for they wot it well; but I say it to you that be simple, for ease and comfort: for we are all one in comfort. For truly it was not shewed me that God loved me better than the least soul that is in grace; for I am certain that there be many that never had Shewing nor sight but of the common teaching of Holy Church, that love God better than I. For if I look singularly to myself, I am right nought; but in general I am, I hope, in oneness of charity with all mine even-Christians.