“I pity the fool who drinks soy milk.”

“I don't hate fools, I pity them! (I pity the fool)”

“You have to be pretty damned hot and thirsty to enjoy a soy-milk smoothie, but they were, so it was okay.”

“The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'?”

“Drink the milk.”

“I pity the fool, thug, or soul who tries to take over the world.”

“Teachin' fools some basic rules! (I pity the fool)”

“Take a drink because you pity yourself, and then the drink pities you and has a drink, and then two good drinks get together and that calls for drinks all around.”

“But, doctor, what will happen to my teeth and bones if I stop drinking milk?”

“Kanga said to Roo, "Drink up your milk first, dear, and talk afterwards." So Roo, who was drinking his milk, tried to say that he could do both at once… and had to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwards.”