“She says a wedding is one of the most lamentable spectacles on earth.”

“Man alone at the very moment of his birth, cast naked upon the naked earth, does she [Nature] abandon to cries and lamentations.”

“The most dangerous food is wedding cake.”

“She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.”

“There is one spectacle grander than the sea, that is the sky; there is one spectacle grander than the sky, that is the interior of the soul.”

“The lives of such are most desirable, and the deaths of such will be most lamented, who make it their business to serve their generation.”

“She didn't ask me to the christening, so I'm not going to the wedding.”

“Most people would say that she's beautiful.
-That's because she's been with most people.”

“O woman-country! wooed not wed,
Loved all the more by earth's male-lands,
Laid to their hearts instead.”

“A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.”