“Shoes could be sold and resold, unlike a Constitution.”

“Unlike every other other nation in the world, the United States defines itself as a hypothesis and constitutes itself as an argument.”

“Unlike previous environmental changes, the electric media constitutes a total and near-instanteous transformation of culture, values and attitudes.”

“If you could walk a mile in my shoes you'd be crazy too.”

“We are taking our culture and suturing it to America. Like gum on the bottom of a shoe, we are not going to disappear. Unlike other peoples who totally assimilated, we are more interested in co-assimilation.”

“She could not complain about not having shoes when the person she was talking to had no legs.”

“The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.”

“Shoes. I like shoes a lot. My favorite are these Tory Burch boots that I have on. But my favorite shoes to buy are Converse shoes. I have probably every color of Converse shoes known to man.”

“I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes. You'd know what a drag it is to see you.”

“It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn't be there at all.”