“The bravest thing that men do is love women.”

“Men love women because they are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn. Some men prefer to love other men. Equally, some women prefer to love other women. There is a word to describe this kind of behaviour. Love.”

“There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer them, or turn them into literature.”

“There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. ”

“Love doesn't die; the men and women do.”

“Bravest thing about people is how they go on loving mortal beings after finding out there's such a thing as dying.”

“There’ll always be wars because men love wars. Women don’t, but men do..”

“Women tend to love men in their presence, while men tend to love women in their absence.”

“The bravest are the most tender; the loving are the daring.”

“You can say with safety that nowadays women have finally acknowledged their position of not liking men. We could say now that women don't like men. They can acknowledge that they prefer the company of their own kind. I think we can also say generally that most men do not like other men. Most men prefer to like women. So women are the most liked by the most people. Men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters. A one-way slide. There is little going back the other way. Can hamsters love children? I leave you to deduce the rest.”