“The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.”

“The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!”

“The difference between a novelist and a historian is this: that the former tells lies deliberately and for the fun of it; the historian tells lies in his simplicity and imagines he is telling the truth.”

“you can tell the deepest truths with the lies of fiction”

“If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.”

“The courtroom oath—to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth—is applicable only to witnesses… because the American justice system is built on a foundation of not telling the whole entire truth.”

“It was a lie but he believed in telling lies to people. Truth telling and medicine just didn't go together except in dire emergencies, if then.”

“Anyone who cares about truth should avoid not politics, but Olympic lies.”

“Tell me anyway--Maybe I can find the truth by comparing the lies.”

“I tell you Folks, all Politics is Apple Sauce.”