“Hasslehoff, your liver is so shriveled, black, and dead. If you put your ear to your side you can hear it going "What you talking bout Willis."”

—  Greg Giraldo

David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)

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American comedian 1965–2010

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