“Hasslehoff, your liver is so shriveled, black, and dead. If you put your ear to your side you can hear it going "What you talking bout Willis."”
David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)
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American comedian 1965–2010Related quotes

“So you start with an impulse and go to what your ear likes.”
Interview with Tony Schwartz in Playboy (February 1984) p. 166
Context: I write from instinct, from inexplicable sparkle. I don't know why I'm writing what I'm writing. Usually, I sit and I let my hands wander on my guitar. And I sing anything. I play anything. And I wait till I come across a pleasing accident. Then I start to develop it. Once you take a piece of musical information, there are certain implications that it automatically contains — the implication of that phrase elongated, contracted, or inverted or in another time signature. So you start with an impulse and go to what your ear likes.

“Hey you! Don't be silly! Put a rubber on your willie!”
(Poem written for AIDS P.S.A).

The Great Master of Thought (Amen- Vol.3), Observing management

“You want to talk to someone: first open your ears.”

2010-, China’s Censorship Can Never Defeat the Internet, 2012

“Poetry puts starch in your backbone so you can stand, so you can compose your life.”