“Can someone please explain to me your ever-present lack of speed?”

“If someone’s face lacks a smile, offer them yours.”

“I've been watching this japanese animations. They seem very cool can someone recommend me more please?”

“If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.”

“Someone walked up to me the other day and went "Excuse me… Can you show me where the station is, please?" I said "Yes, officer, if you just…"”

“Don't ever change yourself to impress someone. They should be impress that you don't change to please others”

“When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane.”

“Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone’s got to take care of all your details.”

“I meet people who tell me things like, ‘I read your book in two days’. Please don’t do that. These things take me years to write. Slow down. Everything you read, slow down. Reading is our great act of resistance in this age of speed and carelessness.”

“Did Iraq invade Kuwait because of a lack of information? If a hideous war should ensue between Iraq and the U. S., will it happen because of a lack of information? If children die of starvation in Ethiopia, does it occur because of a lack of information? …If you and your spouse are unhappy together, and end your marriage in divorce, will it happen because of a lack of information? If your children misbehave and bring shame to your family, does it happen because of a lack of information? If someone in your family has a mental breakdown, will it happen because of a lack of information?”