“It's a picture perfect eveningAnd I'm staring down the sunFully loaded, deaf, and dumbAnd done waiting for sedation to disconnect my headOr any situation where I'm better off than dead”

“The only way I'm keeping my hands off her is if I'm dead. Find another way to fix us.”

“I'm not wearing any pants and the lesbians are waiting!”

“i'm sure i'm worth a lot more dead than alive”

“If your mind is truly, profoundly stuck, then it might be much better off than when it was loaded with ideas”

“any live man is better than any dead man but no live or dead man is very much better than any other live or dead man”

“I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.”

“I swear that I'm dying
slowly but it's happening,
and if the perfect spring is waiting somewhere…
just take me there.”

“Despite my best efforts, I'm not quite perfect. Let's just say I'm like one of those Hopi blankets where they leave a tiny flaw so as to not affront the Lord.”

“I'm growing older but not up.
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck.
Let those winds of time blow over my head.
I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.”