“His wife is, it occurs to Harry, a channel that can't be switched. The same slightly too-high forehead, the same dumb stubborn slot of a mouth, day after day, same time, same station.”

“Don't use the same mouth to lie and pray to God at the same time.”

“I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures… it's like putting on dirty panties every day.”

“A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself.”

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”

“He’s one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.”

“It's impossible to fear and love God at the same time. Simply, because you can't enter into heaven and hell at the same time!”

“Gil can't be a minister and, at the same time, work for a record company. It's the same as if the president of FED was an executive of BankBoston.”

“Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.”

“I suppose it is out of laziness that the world is the same day after day. Today it seemed to want to change. And then anything, anything could happen.”