“As a sleuth you are poor. You couldn’t detect a bass-drum in a telephone-booth.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

The Man with Two Left Feet (1917)

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“As a sleuth you are poor. You couldn’t detect a bass-drum in a telephone-booth.”

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