“I'm a humanist; I'd rather kill a man than a snake.”

“I'd do almost anything for you. I think I'd kill for you. But I'm not going to comfort you while you cry in my arms over another man. - Gage Travis”

“I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper air-planes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.”

“I've never met another man I'd rather be.”

“I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.”

“I maybe made some mistakes, but I'm only human. But, I'm man enough to face 'em today. What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb. But, the smartest shit I did was take the bullets out of that gun. Because I'd have killed them. Shit, I'd have shot Kim and them both. It's my life, I'd like to welcome you all to 'The Eminem Show.'”

“My old daddy used to say "kill the closest snake first."”

“Don't touch me, I'm full of snakes.”

“I never met another man I'd rather be. And even if that's a delusion, it's a lucky one.”

“An idea is a greater monument than a cathedral. And the advance of man's knowledge is a greater miracle than all the sticks turned to snakes or the parting of the waters.”