“If anyone makes trouble I've advised him to dot him one on the jaw in the best British style.”

“I've given you more than I've given anyone else which I probably shouldn't probably say on — on screen, or they'll kidnap and torture him, and we need him.”

“The artist may be well advised to keep his work to himself till it is completed, because no one can readily help him or advise him with it…but the scientist is wiser not to withhold a single finding or a single conjecture from publicity.”

“One trouble is that when Government gets into a business it tends to make it uneconomic for anyone else.”

“I've seen gambling houses, too-in my travels, you understand-and I never saw anyone point a gun at a man and make him go in. Tve never heard of anyone being forced to go to a place to have some fun.”

“I am not asking anyone to accept Christianity if his best reasoning tells him that the weight of the evidence is against it.”

“Do not make an enemy of anyone until you know what there is between him and God! If he is good, God will not leave him to you and if he is bad, then your knowing of his badness will make you safe from him and so you do not need to make him your enemy.”

“A million candles burnt in him without his being at the trouble of lighting a single one”

“The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist.”

“429. Hee that hath one hogge makes him fat; and hee that hath one sonne makes him a foole.”