
“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”
Act II
Source: 1900s, John Bull's Other Island (1907)
This is actually from Ali's autobiography "The Greatest". However, this was said by Don King to George Foreman.
Misattributed
“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”
Act II
Source: 1900s, John Bull's Other Island (1907)
“Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.”
Interviewed by J. Rentilly, "The Best Jokes Are Dangerous" http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2002/09/16vonnegut1.html, McSweeny's (September 2002)
Various interviews
“The jokes of the gods are long in the telling.”
Volume 3, Ch. 1
Fiction, The Book of the Long Sun (1993–1996)
“Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the enemy of love and poetry.”
Source: The Book of Laughter and Forgetting
“Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.”
Nick Ahad (November 19, 2004) "Comedian who delivers some nice lines", Yorkshire Post.
“Vegans tell corny jokes, not cheesy ones.”
"Vegans Tell Corny Jokes, Not Cheesy Ones", in Satya (April–May 2007) http://www.satyamag.com/apr07/hawthorne.html