“I love those people who do story-telling and who ramble on, but I don't do that, I tell jokes - the sort of jokes that anyone really could tell in the pub.”

—  Jimmy Carr

Nick Ahad (November 19, 2004) "Comedian who delivers some nice lines", Yorkshire Post.

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