“For instance, the blood of hibernating arctic squirrels may supercool to minus 3 degrees, when it would normally congeal. The supercooled blood still flows, since it remains a liquid, but the slightest disturbance will cause it to freeze, killing the squirrel; therefore, you should not disturb hibernating arctic squirrels.”

“WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, It’s the Squirrel, you don’t ask questions.”

“Not much goes on in the mind of a squirrel.
Huge portions of what is loosely termed "the squirrel brain" are given over to one thought: food.
The average squirrel cogitation goes something like this: I wonder what there is to eat.”

“There is no predicting what kind of sentences you might say, thought Flora. For instance, who would ever think you would shout, "You're going to vacuum up that squirrel!"”

“The only person who suffers, when you squirrel alway all that hate, is you.”

“Only, the beastly Arctic won't freeze”

“Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.”

“Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble.”

“Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.”

“I don't believe that we all should eat squirrels and craft our own doorknobs.”