“There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.”

— Doug Stanhope

Deadbeat Hero (2004)

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American stand-up comedian, actor, and author 1967

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“There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.”

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