“"You've got to testify! Tell somebody about it. God is good!" "I pity the fool that don't get it." - Mr. T going for Jury Duty.”

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American actor and retired professional wrestler 1952

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“I got jury duty … and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks."”

Sarah Silverman (1970) American comedian and actress

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“I don't hate fools, I pity them! (I pity the fool)”

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“If you've been successful, you didn't get there on your own. If you've got a business, you didn't build that, somebody else made that happen.”

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