“Idiots are really
one hundred per cent
when they are also
intelligent.”
Piet Hein (1905–1996) Danish puzzle designer, mathematician, author, poet
The Final Touch : Portrait of nobody in particular
Grooks
Satire, II., IX. — ""A Benedetto Barbarigo.""
Translation reported in Harbottle's Dictionary of quotations French and Italian (1904), p. 277.
“Idiots are really
one hundred per cent
when they are also
intelligent.”
Piet Hein (1905–1996) Danish puzzle designer, mathematician, author, poet
The Final Touch : Portrait of nobody in particular
Grooks
Nigel Lawson (1932) British Conservative politician and journalist
Speech http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/commons/1988/mar/21/budget-resolutions-and-economic-situation in the House of Commons (21 March 1988)
“When you haven’t eaten for two days you’ll understand.”
Jack Dempsey (1895–1983) American boxer
Grantland Rice quoting Dempsey, Book of Boxing, page 299.
Context: When I was a young fellow I was knocked down plenty. I wanted to stay down, but I couldn’t. I had to collect the two dollars for winning or go hungry. I had to get up. I was one of those hungry fighters. You could have hit me on the chin with a sledgehammer for five dollars. When you haven’t eaten for two days you’ll understand.
“You might have deemed our long gun-deck
Two hundred feet of hell.”
Henry Howard Brownell (1820–1872) American writer and historian
The River Fight (published 1864). Compare: "War is hell", attributed to William Tecumseh Sherman; "This is the soldier brave enough to tell, The glory-dazzled world that 'war is hell'", Henry van Dyke, On the St. Gaudens Statue of Sherman.
“I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.”
Sinclair Lewis (1885–1951) American novelist, short-story writer, and playwright
George Bernard Shaw on Sinclair Lewis receiving the Nobel Prize (1930)
Ross Thomas (1926–1995) 1926-1995 American writer
Cast a Yellow Shadow (1967)
José Mourinho (1963) Portuguese association football player and manager
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/7004282.stm
Chelsea FC