“Weeds don't know they're weeds.”

“I can say definitely that weed is an aphrodisiac and that sex is more enjoyable under the influence of weed than without it. Anyone who has used good weed will verify this statement.”

“Religion acts as a moral gardener, to weed out, or suppress, evil tendencies, which, like weeds: grow.”

“A weed is but an unloved flower.”

“Where's the meat? This sandwich is full of weeds! I ain't eatin' nothing I don't understand!”

“It's disturbing how fast weeds take root in my garden of worthiness.
They're so hard to pull.
And grow back so easily.”

“A weed is a plant out of place.”

“Anger is a weed; hate is the tree.”

“5466. Weeds want no sowing.”

“We're just a weed in the universe”