“My wife told me the car wasn't running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.”
"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America" (2001)
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“Well, my mom told me she saw me coming out of an aircraft and…”
When asked how was he born with such a beautiful timbre
Altas Horas, Rede Globo, July 2007, unspecified show date/episode

Variant: What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

Gary Player – Great Golfer, Better Human Being, WorldGolf.com, Kyle Dalton, 2008-12-09 http://www.worldgolf.com/course-design/gary-player-profile.htm,

“Told you. Everything sounds better in the car wash.”
Source: Just Listen

“It's harder that in looks," I told him when I finally got back in the car.
"Most things are”
Source: Along for the Ride