“You gotta have a swine to show you where the truffles are.”

“God's mercy on you degenerate swine.”

“My love for you is unconditional love too
Gotta get up, get out, get up, get out, get up
And show you that it”

“Why don’t you call, you swine, and announce your approach!”

“You look sad even though we just met
No need to get upset
But I got a show, gotta go, so I thank you
And if you wanna still get sexed down
You could catch the next Greyhound
But until then, I gotta go, so I thank you”

“I'll show you a place, high on the desert plain. Where the streets have no name”

“A library could show you everything if you knew where to look.”

“How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.”

“You touch me again, you arrogant Ardenine swine, and I swear on the blood of Hanalea the warrior, I will geld you. Do you understand?”

“They're taking shortcuts to get a big laugh instead of working for their audience. They can finish a show, hang up their tux and shirt, and put it up for next time. With mine, you have to wring out the sweat and send it to the cleaners. You gotta go out and work for your audience.”