“If you had an unhappy childhood, you will always want to sleep late in the morning.”

“Daytime sleep is like the sin of the flesh; the more you have the more you want, and yet you feel unhappy, sated and unsated at the same time.”

“Success is becoming in middle adulthood what you dreamed to be in late childhood.”

“Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.”

“Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.”

“Meanwhile," Simon added, "I wanted to tell you that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know.”

“When you get up in the morning, you have two choices - either to be happy or to be unhappy. Just choose to be happy”

“When you're unhappy, I guess everything in the world - reading, eating, sleeping - has something buried somewhere inside it that just makes you unhappier.”

“Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning…”

“A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.”