“People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.”
Carlos Ruiz Zafón book The Shadow of the Wind
Source: The Shadow of the Wind
Said in 1994 to an inhabitant of the Cayman Islands as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes", BBC News (1 March 2002)
1990s
“People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.”
Carlos Ruiz Zafón book The Shadow of the Wind
Source: The Shadow of the Wind
“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
“Is it on your grandmother’s or grandfather’s side that you are descended from an ape?”
Samuel Wilberforce (1805–1873) Bishop in the Church of England
To Thomas Henry Huxley, debating Charles Darwin's theory of evolution. http://www.nhm.ac.uk/nature-online/evolution/how-did-evol-theory-develop/the-story/index.html
“Pirates of the world, unite and pirate everything I’ve ever written!”
Paulo Coelho (1947) Brazilian lyricist and novelist
Paulo Coelho's blog entry " My thoughts on S.O.P.A. http://paulocoelhoblog.com/2012/01/20/welcome-to-pirate-my-books/", 20 Januar 2012. Retrieved 1 November 2015. <br class="br">Context: As an author, I should be defending ‘intellectual property’, but I’m not. Pirates of the world, unite and pirate everything I’ve ever written!
“Harry: The most beautiful words in the English language aren't "I love you" but "it's benign."”
Woody Allen (1935) American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician
Deconstructing Harry (1997)
“We are pirates of compassion hunting down, hunting down and destroying pirates of profit.”
Paul Watson (1950) Canadian environmental activist
Worldfest video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnhqmF-RBu4 <br class="br"> quote honored on XOEarth award http://xoearth.org/humpback-whale/
Keith Olbermann (1959) American sports and political commentator
Catch Phrases
Source: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CountdownWithKeithOlbermann