“When you're dead you're dead.”
Kurt Vonnegut book Mother Night
Introduction (1966)
Mother Night (1961)
Tuesdays with Morrie (1997)
“When you're dead you're dead.”
Kurt Vonnegut book Mother Night
Introduction (1966)
Mother Night (1961)
“If you're not dead, you're not done.”
Craig Groeschel (1967) American priest
The Christian Atheist: Believing in God but Living As If He Doesn't Exist
Tod A (1965) American musician
"Everybody Loves You (When You're Dead)", Ask Questions Later (March 30, 1993).
Lyrics, Cop Shoot Cop
Elton John (1947) English rock singer-songwriter, composer and pianist
Restless
Song lyrics, Breaking Hearts (1984)
“The newspapers said,
"Say, what you're doing in bed?"”
John Lennon (1940–1980) English singer and songwriter
I said "We're only trying to get us some peace."
"Ballad of John and Yoko" (1969), referring to his "bed-in" honeymoon of March 1969.
Lyrics
“Rob: "So you're saying you're not gonna let a dead fish outsmart you."”
Darby Conley (1970) American cartoonist
Groovitude, page 218
Bucky Katt, Dialogue
“It's only worth staying in bed if you're young and in good company.”
Carlos Ruiz Zafón book The Angel's Game
Source: The Angel's Game
“Once you've dissected a joke, you're about where you are when you've dissected a frog. It's dead.”
Isaac Asimov book Banquets of the Black Widowers
Banquets of the Black Widowers (1984), p. 49; comparable to "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind." — E. B. White, in "Some Remarks on Humor," preface to A Subtreasury of American Humor (1941)
General sources