“When you're in bed, you're dead”
Tuesdays with Morrie (1997)
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“If you're not dead, you're not done.”
The Christian Atheist: Believing in God but Living As If He Doesn't Exist

"Everybody Loves You (When You're Dead)", Ask Questions Later (March 30, 1993).
Lyrics, Cop Shoot Cop

Restless
Song lyrics, Breaking Hearts (1984)

“The newspapers said,
"Say, what you're doing in bed?"”
I said "We're only trying to get us some peace."
"Ballad of John and Yoko" (1969), referring to his "bed-in" honeymoon of March 1969.
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“Rob: "So you're saying you're not gonna let a dead fish outsmart you."”
Groovitude, page 218
Bucky Katt, Dialogue

“Once you've dissected a joke, you're about where you are when you've dissected a frog. It's dead.”
Banquets of the Black Widowers (1984), p. 49; comparable to "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind." — E. B. White, in "Some Remarks on Humor," preface to A Subtreasury of American Humor (1941)
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