“If Santa came to the Palace of Wisdom, we'd beat him up with candy canes.”

“We'd get into these little towns and tell 'em to get out the fastest guy in town and Jesse Owens would spot him ten yards and beat him.”

“The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.”

“We don't have worms at the Palace of Wisdom.”

“We don't allow sludge at the Palace of Wisdom”

“We don't dance with leprechauns at the Palace of Wisdom.”

“We date real women in the Palace of Wisdom.”

“We do have jackets like that at the Palace of Wisdom.”

“We don't play with action figures at the Palace Of Wisdom.”

“We hang out with Mr. Fuji at the Palace of Wisdom.”