“You tell the big lie by carefully selecting only the small, isolated truths, linking them in such a way that that advance the bigger lie by painting a picture inside the viewer's head. The Ascended High Master of this Dark Art is Noam Chomsky.”

“By adding three lies, one does not get the truth — only a bigger lie.”

“A small lie needs a bodyguard of bigger lies to protect it.”

“Fiction is the truth inside the lie.”

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”

“Never tell a lie when you can tell the truth.”

“There is only one sin. and that is theft… when you tell a lie, you steal someones right to the truth.”

“Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.”

“If you will lie about the little things, before long you’ll lie about bigger things.”

“The slickest way in the world to lie is to tell the right amount of truth at the right time-and then shut up.”