“We live in a world where people will have a GPS and a crucifix on the same dashboard — and you want me to have hope for these fuckin' monkeys on swing-sets?”

— Doug Stanhope

Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere (2011)

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American stand-up comedian, actor, and author 1967

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