“Sell the kids for food
weather changes moods
spring is here again
reproductive glands”

“We live in the same world, but we experience different moods and weather conditions.”

“Animals have sections in their stomachs which enable them to digest food without mastication, but human beings are supposed to chew their food before they swallow it down… So chew your food and give your salivary glands a chance to function!”

“All businesses — no matter if they make dog food or software — don't sell products, they sell solutions.”

“I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer.”

“Restaurants get you in with food to sell you liquor; religions get you in with belief to sell you rules.”

“Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.”

“No, here ’s to the pilot that weathered the storm!”

“The changing seasons of the Midwest – the intense heat in summer, bitter cold in winter, and unsurpassable beauty and invigorating weather of fall and spring – is what makes it an interesting place to live. Only robust and virile people can live in such a climate and enjoy it.”

“The weather is here Wish you were beautiful.”