“Nor could the foole abstaine,
But drunke as often.”

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

“Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn't become so obvious yourself.”

“Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon.”

““Am I drunk?" he asked Crewcut. "You're not drunk, Boss," Crewcut replied. "How could a superior individual like you be drunk? People around here who get drunk are the dregs of society, illiterates, uncouth people. Highbrow folks, those of the 'spring snow,' cannot get drunk. You're a highbrow, therefore you cannot be drunk.””

“I am neither as drunk as a Lord, nor as sober as a judge. I am more in the condition of a Lord Justice.”

“A blessing for a wise a curse for a fool I often call it wealth.”

“Nor is he the wisest man who never proved himself a fool.”

“What fools call “wasting time” is most often the best investment.”

“No Man is so much a Fool as not to have Wit enough sometimes to be a Knave; nor any so cunning a Knave, as not to have the Weakness sometimes to play the Fool.”