“744. Every one thinkes his sacke heaviest.”

“But the heaviest things, I think, are the secrets. They can drown you if you let them.”

“Today we are sacks of shit bundled into flying tubes with a security warning secreted inside every orifice.”

“Between his legs were hanging down his entrails;
His heart was visible, and the dismal sack
that maketh excrement of what is eaten.”

“I think girls should be raised in the bottom of a deep, dark sack until they are old enough to know better.”

“For every man in the world functions to the best of his ability, and no one does less than his best, no matter what he may think about it.”

“Halt shook his head. Frankly, he'd seen sacks of potatoes that could sit a horse better than Erak”

“How excellent is the saying of one of old: ‘He that adventureth upon matrimony is like unto one who thrusteth his hand into a sack containing many thousands of serpents and one eel. Yet, if Fate so decree, he may draw forth the eel.”

“We would struggle to heft a big bag of groceries home, but Shivaji would pick up sack after sack, and heave them right into waiting lorries. He was never a shirker and his capacity to work hard has definitely helped him reach where he is today.”

“Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.”