“The Internet doesn’t just offer opportunities for misogynistic abuse, you know. Penis enlargers can also be bought discreetly.”

“Everyone knows that mathematics offers an excellent opportunity to learn demonstrative reasoning, but I contend also that there is no other subject in the usual curricula of the schools that affords a comparable opportunity to learn plausible reasoning. …let us learn proving, but also let us learn guessing.”

“It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking.”

“If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later!”

“The future might have been crammed with miracles and wonders, but it also offered truly awesome opportunities for screwing up.”

“It's just a penis, it's just a bit of flesh, just this one organ, people think makes you superior to another sex.”

“Every man wonders about the size of their penis. Laying in bed alone at night, or in a hammock with a parrot. You start thinking, “Do I have a small penis or just gigantic balls?””

“A fair and just society offers equality of opportunity to all. But it cannot promise, and should not try to enforce, sameness.”

“They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.”

“If opportunity doesn’t call, call opportunity and keep calling until someone answers.”