“If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.”
Eddie Izzard (1962) British stand-up comedian, actor and writer
Definite Article (1996)
An Idiot Abroad
“If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.”
Eddie Izzard (1962) British stand-up comedian, actor and writer
Definite Article (1996)
Ma Zhanshan (1885–1950) Chinese politician
[JAPAN-CHINA: Heaven-Sent Army, TIME, 01 May 1933, http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,847239-2,00.html]
“Each moment is a place
you've never been.”
Mark Strand (1934–2014) Canadian-American poet, essayist, translator
Source: New Selected Poems
“You've been raised in limitation, but that glove never fit quite right.”
Brandon Boyd (1976) American rock singer, writer and visual artist
Lyrics, S.C.I.E.N.C.E. (1997)
Cameron Dokey (1956) American writer
Source: Golden: A Retelling of Rapunzel
“The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.”
Irving Berlin (1888–1989) American composer
“You will never know how wonderful old Memphis is until you've been away for a while.”
Elvis Presley (1935–1977) American singer and actor