“According to child-experts—and every child is an expert on something—the function of a parent is to provide information, entertainment, transportation, and spot cash on demand.”

“Clarke's Fourth Law: For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.”

“He is transported to that curious world of decibels and negative frequencies where filter experts live.”

“When a parent denies a child its “parent time,” that parent is denying the child its child support -- its psychological child support.”

“The function of a child is to live his/her own life, not the life that his/her anxious parents think he/she should live, nor a life according to the purpose of the educators who thinks they knows best”

“When a child is given to his parents, a crown is made for that child in Heaven, and woe to the parents who raise a child without consciousness of that eternal crown!”

“In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and… mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.”

“The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.”

“For a child who found herself transported overnight to other side of the world, where she knew no one other than her parents, books were my salvation.”

“If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert.”