“The only meat in the world sweeter, hotter, and pinker than Amanda's twat is Carolina barbecue.”

“T is sweeter for thee despairing
Than aught in the world beside,—Jessy!”

“Everyone's feeling pretty,
It's hotter than july,
Though the world's full of problems,
They couldn't touch us even if they tried.”

“Anyone who thinks the Large Hadron Collider will destroy the world is a twat.”

“Reader, nothing is sweeter in this sad world than the sound of someone you love calling your name. Nothing.”

“Oswald Cabal: Dragging out life to the last possible second is not living to the best effect. The nearer the bone, the sweeter the meat. The best of life, Passworthy, lies nearest to the edge of death.”

“Despereaux," she whispered.
And then she shouted it, "Despereaux!"
Reader, nothing is sweeter in this sad world than the sound of someone you love calling your name.
Nothing.”

“There are no ideas in the South, just barbecue.”

“What sweeter than this in the world!
Friend met friend and the lover joined his Beloved.
That was all sorrow, this is all joy
Those were all words, this is all reality.”

“Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue.”