“Boot-faced cats aren't born but made, often because they've tried to outstare or occasionally rape a speeding car and have been repaired by a vet who just pulled all the bits together and stuck the stitches in where there was room.”

—  Terry Pratchett, book The Unadulterated Cat

The Unadulterated Cat (1989)

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