“It was during the massage that it started to become sensual, and that led to him masturbating me… That was and is our only sexual contact.”

“Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love.”

“The minute you start compromising for the sake of massaging somebody's ego, that's it, game over.”

“Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity, you will become a statistic.”

“Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.”

“The concept of centroid as sum led me to examine Möbius' Barycentrische Calcul, a work of which until then I knew only the title; and I was not little pleased to find here the same concept of the summation of points to which I had been led in the course of the development. This was the first, and… the only point of contact which my new system of analysis had with the one that was already known.”

“Civilization has not yet started. We haven't learned to respect life. After our brotherhood feeling becomes rigid then only will real progress start.”

“(She grabbed him for a bear hug.)
Stop sexually harassing me, Mom. (Nick)”

“How are you feeling?"
"Like someone massaged me with a cheese grater."
-Clary & Simon, pg.297-”

“Making eye contact during rough sex is roughly the equivalent of trying to read Dostoyevsky on a rollercoaster.”