“I wanted to join the Army. The sign said "Be all that you can be." They told me it wasn't enough.”
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American comedian 1966Related quotes

“I wanted to sign up and fight with you guys, but they told me I was too old.”
Bruce Willis during a visit to the 101st Airborne Division in northern Iraq, September 25, 2003. http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Sep2003/n09262003_200309266.html

Quoted in Leslie Halliwell, Halliwell's Who's Who in the Movies, 15th edition (Harper Collins, 2003, , p. 312
“I want you," she said.
"I told you so," he said.”
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