“Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S. O. R. E., and the metric system.”

—  Daniel Handler , book The Austere Academy

The Austere Academy (2000)

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