“I’ve got a problem with my legs, they just can’t walk past a chippy.”

“She looks honestly upset, but then, I’ve learned that I can’t read her. The problem with a really excellent liar is that you have to just assume they’re always lying.”

“I’ve got a magic charm
That I keep up my sleeve,
I can walk the ocean floor
And never have to breathe.”

“You can’t change the past, it just is”

“The ribosome does amazing chemistry, but I’m not a chemist…I’ve just learnt enough to work on my problem.”

“You can’t go back, Ever. You can’t change the past. It just is…. This is our destiny. Not yours.”

“Never give up. When your heart becomes tired, just walk with your legs - but move on.”

“I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my makeup box.”

“After Bill is exhausted at a baseball fantasy camp, walking crooked.
Woman: Do your legs hurt?
Bill: Nope, just crapped my pants. Here's your sign.”

“Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth.”