Rick Santorum (1958) American politician
Santorum: Marriage Is Like Water, Not Beer
2011-08-09
Think Progress LGBT
Think Progress
Igor
Volsky
http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2011/08/09/292121/santorum-marriage-is-like-water-not-beer/
2011-08-28
On Sex
A Year in the Merde (2005)
Rick Santorum (1958) American politician
Santorum: Marriage Is Like Water, Not Beer
2011-08-09
Think Progress LGBT
Think Progress
Igor
Volsky
http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2011/08/09/292121/santorum-marriage-is-like-water-not-beer/
2011-08-28
“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
Bette Davis (1908–1989) film and television actress from the United States
“It's like giving a glass of ice water to somebody in hell!”
Steve Jobs (1955–2011) American entrepreneur and co-founder of Apple Inc.
On how Apple is the largest developer for Microsoft Windows due to the popularity of its iTunes software, at the All Things Digital Conference 5 (30 May 2007) http://www.engadget.com/2007/05/30/steve-jobs-live-from-d-2007/, on stage with Bill Gates, Kara Swisher and Walter Mossberg. <br class="br">2000s
John Hegley (1953) British writer, musician and comedian
"Grandma's glasses" (cf: Matthew 7:3 http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Bible_(King_James)/Matthew#Chapter_7) <br class="br">Glad To Wear Glasses (1990)
“What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water!”
Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy pentalogy
Variant: It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water.
Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Paul Claudel (1868–1955) French diplomat
Quoted by Claud Cockburn, In Time of Trouble (London: Rupert Hart-Davis, 1956) p. 264.
Remark to a party of American officials invited to the French Embassy, as the Hoover Moratorium was being agreed in 1931.
“I would have bartered a diamond mine for a glass of pure spring water!”
Jules Verne (1828–1905) French novelist, poet and playwright
Journey to the Centre of the Earth (Griffith and Farran, 1871), Ch. XVII: Vertical descent
This sentence, like many others in the Griffin and Farran translation of the book, has no source in the original French text.
Misattributed