“You could no more make an agreement with them than you could nail currant jelly to a wall - and the failure to nail current jelly to a wall is not due to the nail; it is due to the currant jelly.”

—  Theodore Roosevelt

Letter to William Roscoe Thayer (2 July 1915)
1910s

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American politician, 26th president of the United States 1858–1919

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