“This shirt is "dry-clean only"… Which means it's dirty.”
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Sunday Morning Comin' Down
Song lyrics, Kristofferson (1970)
Source: The Ghost Brigades (2006), Chapter 13 (p. 288)
“the sword also means clean-ness + death”
Motto on the cover of the first edition.
Seven Pillars of Wisdom (1922)
“How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?”
“There was pride in the shirt. There was sweat in the shirt. There was blood in the shirt.”
1-Oct-2005, Radio Derby
A good washing powder was required after the game.
“That’s what existence means: draining one’s own self dry without the sense of thirst.”
"Enquiring Minds and the Oil War," http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2010/tle578-20100711-02.html 11 July 2010.
“I only regret that I have but one shirt to give for my country.”
Post-trial statement (modeled after a quote by American revolutionary Nathan Hale), after being declared guilty of flag desecration for wearing a shirt that resembled an American flag (1968), quoted in "The Trial of Abbie Hoffman's Shirt" in The Huffington Post (8 June 2005) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/the-trial-of-abbie-hoffma_b_2334.html.
(from vol 2, letter 13: 29 Nov 1778, to Mr S___ in Madras) [this Mr S___ was Julius Soubise, former London playboy, who slowly made a new life for himself in India after fleeing England in 1777 due to a rape accusation]